The Incognito Help Line is like the solution to all your problems. It’s an anonymous professional message delivery that will deliver any message to anyone personally, on your behalf.

So, just what are some of the few things that The Incognito Help Line will Say for you?

The One you love is untrue and is still drinking, doing crack and sleeping around on you. You deserve better.

This is The Incognito Help Line calling to find out if you’re single and interested in anybody?

You think that baby is yours? It’s not. Wake up & get a damn paternity test already.

This is The Incognito Help Line calling to find out what your ideal first date would be?

Your husband is screwing his secretary. It’s been going on for years. Everyone knows it but you. Its about time you know it too.

This is The Incognito Help Line calling to ask what you’d like for your birthday?

Please stop leaving your office door open when you’re on conference calls. You have a shrieking laugh that brothers the entire office.

Hello 911? This is The Incognito Help Line calling with an anonymous tip about recent burglaries in the area.

Good. Bad. Mean. Nice. Sneaky. Upfront. You name it, we’ll say it. No hassle, no recurring fees, just great service, (without any lashing out). At The Incognito Help Line, your satisfaction is guaranteed.